Archive for June 2016

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Would you burn your house?

I’m sorry, what?

You heard me.

Would I burn? My house?

Yes.

You’re going to have to back up and give me some context.

Would you burn your house for a Klondike Bar.

For a Klondike Bar?

Yes.

…The entire house?

The entire house.

To the ground.

To [...]